Previous Entry Share Next Entry
(no subject)
evlilvxn wrote in garyfacebook

If Gary DOESNT join facebook i will give him 2 dollars and sex every day for a year.

  • 1
the fact that you would use booty as a means to an end hurts me.

really? but women have been doing that for AGES.....really im not doing anything new.

plus im also offering you 2 technically you're getting paid to sleep with me...

I have more than that in the cupholder in the truck, I'll pass thanks.....

I will face-hump the RKNer of your choice if you join Facebook!

you'd face hump an RKNer for free!!!!!!

next offer, please :)

oh! this is off topic but ill give you a bottle of Jaeger if you face humo Jeff on saturday!

Jeff is on to me. He'll have to drink the bottle of Jaeger first. Then I'll make my move!!!

well luckily ive learned that if youre a girl its incredibly easy to get jeff to take shots :)

OK, lemme think about this. She offered you $2 and sex every night if you DON'T join. You said you had more change in your cupholder and could be quoted as saying, "I'll pass thanks....." So...this means you are rejecting her offer and joining Facebook.

no....I said I'll pass on the $2 as I have more in my cupholder.

I didn't say anything about the "sex every day" but to be honest it kinda sucks if that is what it would take to get it daily, I didn't know that was her price.

I'd nail her daily for free.

  • 1

Log in

No account? Create an account